CREATIVE CONVERSATIONS!

I am going to enjoy this.....

Milk: *Looks at the cookies* Hey, What’s up home slices.

Cookie #1: Hmm, looks like the ceiling! *Glares angrily at the milk*

Milk: Well, someone woke up on the wrong side of the pantry today.

Cookie #2: *drops a chocolate chip* OH MY GOODNESS, MY CHOCOLATE CHIP!

Cookie #3: *Eats the chocolate chip*

Cookie #2: CANNIBAL!!!

Cookie #3: What, it smelled delicious.

Cookie #1: *Stabs cookie #3 with a pen*

Milk: *watches silently* O_O

Cookie #3: Wow, I’m so hurt right now. *Talks sarcastically* -_- *Walks away*

Milk: So…..

Cookie #2: *yells* SO WHAT!!!

Milk: Um, are you okay?

Cookie #2: *yells* WHY DO YOU CARE!?

Cookie #1: Why you all up in our business fool!?

Milk: O_O

Cookie #2: *screams and cries* MY BEAUTIFUL CHOCOLATE CHIP!!!

Milk: FREEDOM! *Pours all over the table*

Cookie #2: IT’S THE END OF THE WORLD! *Cries and gets swished off the table by the pouring milk*

Cookie #1: I'll be back, THIS CONVERSATION ISNT OVER! *Salutes goodbye to the milk and falls over the table after Cookie #2*



*Bows* Thank you, thank you very much, this is just my latest journal assignment for english class.....

LOL XD!!!!! "FREEDOM! *Pours all over the table*"!

This is from the Annoying Orange, if any of you know. it's from youtube if you ever want to see it.


Orange: Hey Apple, hey apple, hey, hey Apple, Apple, hey apple, hey apple!
Apple: WHAT??
Orange: Orange you glad I didn't say Apple again? *laughes really strangely and maniacly*
Aple: Yeah. it was funny the first hundred times you said it!!!
Orange: Hey Apple, hey apple, hey apple, hey, hey apple..
Apple: WHAT??
Orange: You're fruity. *laughes again*
Apple: *glares and growls*
Orange: hey Apple.
Apple: What??
Orange: Can you do this? *starts sticking his tongue up and down while making a strange noise like this:* Num, num, num, NUM, num NUM, try it!
Apple: no i don't want to-
Orange: Come on! try it! *does other side* it's fun! You'll like it!
Apple: STOP!!! You really need to calm down...*gives lecture*
Orange: *gets bored and interupts* Hey Apple,
Apple: WHAT??
Orange: Knife!!
Narator: Suddenly a knife stats cutting Apple to slcies, literally, and he takes Apple away.
Orange: Kay bye! *turns to Pear* Hey Pear!
Pear: Oh God...

lol XD A growling apple!!!!!!

Thanks! And I just made this one up. it sucks.

Normal person: How do you see the back of your head? I get two mirros and put them in a certain position.
Stupid person: What? That's stupid. it's easier like this! *puts right palm on bck of head and quickly moves hand to see the palm* Hey! Where's the back of my had? *repeats the same notion*
Normal person: idiot.
Stupid person: Watch me climb this wall with a rope! *climbs up while hanging onto the rope* I bet if I let go of the rope, I'll go flying over the wall!!!
Normal person: No, you'll fall.
Stupid person: I'LL FLY UP!!!! *let's go of the rope and lands on the gorund* Hahahahaha. I tooted.
Normal person: *leaves the scene*

Taadaa!! I fail at comedy skits.